A Day in the Life of Steve

Morning followers! Porridge as per! Another day, another dollop. Lol.

Dreamt again about H. Wizard!

Off to work!

On train opposite some lovely breasts. Milkydoodles! Trying not to lol.

In meeting. Yet another PowerPoint presentation. Give me a rifle! #getmeoutofhere

Hey! Why do other people’s packed lunches always look better than your own?

Who invented UHT milk? Genius.

Confused by spreadsheet. What’s the diff between median and mean? #whogivesatoss

Hometime! Another day, another dollop. Lol.

More milkydoodles!

Welcome home, followers!

Who invented kievs? Genius. #steverecommends

Before the internet, life must have been mad!

Bedtime! The wizard awaits! Night night followers.

Ashley Chantler is Senior Lecturer in English at the University of Chester, UK, and co-editor of Flash: The International Short-Short Story Magazine. He is currently working on a collection of poems and flashes. For further information, go to his staff profile.

One Response to “A Day in the Life of Steve”

  1. Kitsana says:

    What a great story! How creative to use twitter updates to tell a story. Great work!

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