a record

Charlie / Outside yr show there was a man who said I’m selling the final ticket / I said I’ll do anything / At which point he said massage these fragrant oils into yr chest / Then he slapped me across the face and said dance for me monkey DANCE! / I danced / Then he told me the ticket was in the alley / In the alley he said it’s in my van / For you I would’ve endured any ritual hot wax torture / I was surprised by the van / It was the Chrysler Town & Country.